Blogging 101 states that in order to pull people into your profile you need socialto have swanky & catchy titles of your blog posts! If the colorful alliteration of “pimping, plump, profile” does not work, then I have failed you as an armature/novice blogger!  Any who, the theme of today’s blog is nostalgia. Particularly the nostalgia I felt as I accidently stumbled across my old MySpace page (this is where the pimping a not so plump profile inspiration comes from 🙂 . You remember MySpace right?! In relation to the social media trend,  it was after Xanga and before Facebook. Myspace, like Facebook, allowed you to add friends, post “status’ like statements, upload pictures and write notes for others to see. While these characteristics seem very similar to the Facebook of today, there were a few  things i remember being a bit different.

tom_myspace1. No matter how low you were on the social totem pole, you ALWAYS had at least one friend, Tom!

2. You could use HTML codes to change the background of your page to code-HTML-conversion-code-XMLmimic your current mood. With the click of a save button you could have something romantic as falling hearts on a pink backdrop with what ever song  you and your crush danced to at your first homecoming, to a more subtle black background with flashing skull and bones playing the newest Avril song that your swear was written about your recent break up.

3 You can post these surveys on your about me so that ANYONE (even that creepy stalker guy down the road ) could know EVERYTHING about you, but were mainly there in hopes that your crush would read the about you section and realize that you have SOOO MUCH IN COMMON. I will note that I may have been guilty of changing the info on those surveys once or twice to fit the answers of the would be suitors answers. Yea..it never worked lol

Lessons Learned too Little too Late..

After revisiting MySpace after a long 4 year absence I learned a few things about my 20 year old self, some of which I wouldn’t exactly say I am thrilled about sharing! But at this point you either don’t care, or have already goggle searched the following terms: Jennifer Shidler+Myspace, Jennifer Kilburn+Myspace, Jennifer Kilburn Shidler+Myspace. (ill save you the time, MySpace screen name is iamthewalrus87, and no, I’m not kidding)

1. After 4 years I still have 192 friends (including the creepy papa johns guy that wrote his number on the back of my receipt after delivering the ever popular 3 am pizza) ..Yeah..I’m cool! Just like my Facebook page, more than 65% of these people (Tom included) are nothing more than aquatiances and people I met briefly in college. Delete them? Never! You never know when your going to need to know the name of that one nice dining hall lady that always gave me an extra cookie in the Blumberg dinning hall freshman year!

2.  The last post on my page was from over 3 years ago from a gentleman from my high school exclaiming that he just “bought me as his pet” and that if I clicked on his link I could figure out my worth. Why did we ever switch to Facebook?!

3. That filter one has when it comes to posting embarrassing pictures of yourself on your own social media sites apparently does not exist on Myspace, as proven by a few of the pictures I had managed to delete from every hard drive I ever owned, but still managed to think it was ok to post on the Myspace. (and again on here bahaha)

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image4. I REALLY wanted people to know that I LOVE listening to music. Even I was like “Shut up already” while reading the about me section of my profile. Here are just a few quotes that were sprinkled through out..”In my spare time i LISTEN TO MUSIC..infact it dosnt have to even by my spare time, i listen to music no matter what im doing..whether its at the front desk of my dorm working, in the car driving, in the shower, walking to class, there is always music” “Someday I would like to meet Paul Mccartney” ….”MUSIC I LOVE MUSIC MORE THAN LIFE ITSELF…..MY IPOD MY FRIENDS CALL HER FIFI.. MUSICAL I LOVE MUSICALS PROLLY CAUSE I LIKE MUSIC…CAN I HAVE A SHOUT OUT FOR MOULIN ROUGE WEST SIDE STORY Fiddler on the roof AND RENT RENT RENT” My favorite (most annoying) example is to long to copy for it is longer then this actual blog post in its entirety so instead I shall show you with a snapshot of the screen. I pretty much pulled up my iPod and typed in EVERY name that appeared in the artist column. Yes, I give you permission to roll your eyes. I know i did. 

5.   That I attempted to be as funny and witty in my writing on my “blog posts” on Myspace as I do on bk_tendercrisp_01here. At one point I filled out a survey and had it posted on my about me section. One of the questions asked something as random as what was the last thing you ate, to which i replied “a tender crisp chicken sandwich  from Burger King” (freshman 15..try freshman, 15-30-45). A few sections later it was asking romance questions. To which i had no romance experience at this time proven by my answer.  The question was, Who was the last person you looked longingly at, with out missing a step I responded “Well that chicken sandwich I just ate was pretty sexy looking”…..The skinny angel on my shoulder is shaking its head right now, while the fat kid inside of me is half tempted to ask my husband if he knows when burger king closes tonight 🙂

6. I actually put my body description as brown hair, 5’6 and “more to love”….yep…totally didn’t seem myself regretting a statement like that four years ago. Ugh.

7. I filled out wayyyyyy to many of those surveys I mentioned in the first few sections of this blog. And after reading about 90% I’ve come to the conclusion that my answers were almost always catered to whoever I thought would be reading them. Make believe, fairy tales written just to trick convince the “crush” of the month (the word “crush” makes me cringe)  that we were so in tune with each others life, and then they would “know’ that we were in fact destined to be together forever, a MySpace match made in heaven..err..cyberspace.

Exhibit B. The survey question was “What was your favorite pet you’ve ever owned”

Jennifer Kilburn of 2007 answer was “ My favorite pet was my horse sparky, such a good soul and caring heart, I am going to miss him! <3”

There are sooooo many things wrong with this I do not even know where to begin. Not once in my 25 non-equine owning years of life have I EVER owned a horse, and definitely not one named Sparky. In fact, Sparky, If I remember correctly, was the nick name that the “cool” kids made up for me in 5th grade and tormented me with until the 10th grade when I gave them a box of candy bars to stop (yes..I was that kid in school..just briefly though 🙂 ).  And while being knighted with the nick name of Sparky is cool, I don’t think it qualifies me as a horse owner, just saying. 

Dear readers, it is my promise to you, that I, once and for all, complete a Myspace survey giving only true and honest information, a promise way over due! Before I begin, I would like to  have a quick moment of silent for all those make believe pet horses out there with good souls and caring hearts that left us way to soon, Sparky, this honest and true survey is for you buddy!….

The Truth Comes Out:


001. What is Your Name?

Jennifer Lynne (Kilburn) Shidler. AKA Sparky (5th Grade Meanies), Pumpkin Head (my mom), Tweety Bird (My Husband) Jenay (Co-workers) Shindler (people who can’t read) Boo (My favorite razorback)

002. How old are you?

24 Years, 11 months, 10 days. Or 9111 Days or

        • 787,190,400 seconds
        • 13,119,840 minutes
        • 218,664 hours
        • 1301 weeks (rounded down)

003. What is the link to your website, blog, or myspace?

As of today and for 18$ a year, Jennifershidler.com

004. What is your height?

5’6ish, 5’7 if I’m wearing flipflops

005. Do you have any siblings?

A wonderful brother William and a beautiful sister in law Jonie!


006. What is your eye color?

Kinda Blues, brownish, greenish with some red streaks in it…

007. What is your hair color?

Brownish; same as my pet horse Sparky 😉

008. Do you wear glasses or contacts?

Sure do! Since fifth grade!

009. Are you right handed or left handed?

Righty tighty!

010. Do you have any piercings?

If your asking if I have paid someone to add extra holes on my body, the answer is yes. I have two ear piercings in each ear lobe, the top part of my right ear is pierced and my nose was at one point pierced.

011. Do you smoke?

I have unfortunately smoked before, but do i smoke now? Not in a million years would I smoke. I think anyone who is remotely close to my age should know better and should have never given themselves the opportunity to even start. We learn about tobacco addiction in kindergarten for red ribbon and every year after that. After all the facts and stories how could you start?

012. Do you swear?

I hate that I do 😦 It is disappointing

013. Do you get along with your parents?

What child does not fight with their parents? Mom and I always recover 🙂


014. Your heritage

No idea, honestly!

015. Your fears

Disappointing people, Cuban missal crisis, house fires, Elvis really being dead and not just hiding, not being able to take care/be there for my mom 1000 miles away, Paul McCartney dying before my concert, not being able to have kids, running out of kitty litter 🙂

016. Goal you would like to achieve this year

Paying off some more student loans!

017. Most overused phrase on an instant messenger


018. Best Physical Feature

My 3,000 dollar smile 🙂


019. Your bedtime

Being that it is 4:04 A.M. and I’m only on question 19…probably 5:00 am 😉

020. What time do you arise in the morning?

being that I’m on the computer STILL at 5am..probably noon 🙂 Although Liz Lemmon said she would make sure i would wake up at 10ish..jokes on her 🙂

021. First thoughts waking up?

How many points do I have at work and why didn’t I go to bed earlier! and why is the cat where my pillow used to be?

022. Do you shower daily?

I have to, other wise I would never muster up the energy to make it to work and would have 1000 points 🙂

This Or That?

023. Bright or dark room?

Depends, but I like watching TV in a dark room, and I like sleeping in a dark room. I once put three boxes worth of tin foil on a dorm room window so I could sleep during the day! (I worked night shifts at the dorm desk)

024. Chocolate or vanilla?


025. Dogs of cats?

Do I really need to answer this question?!


026. Pepsi or Coke?

Pepsi, no..Pepsi products..yes!

027. McDonalds or Burger King?

While a tender crisp sandwich is pretty sexy (if lost, this means you did not read the entire post, shame on you) My online banking statements over the last 6 years and my bathroom scale will probably tell you McDonalds.

028. Ant or Dec?


029. Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea?

neither..this Hoosier transplant in Texas does NOT like tea yucky

030. Cappuccino or Coffee?

Four years of College 8 semesters worth of finals and I STILL don’t like coffee or coffee flavored products, but if I to choose I’ll take a Venti coffee with a cup of 2% milk, hold the coffee!

In the last month have you…

031. Drank alcohol?

Yes, you can thank Liz Lemmon for the pain killer from Cheddars, and Amanda for the Pink Moscatto

032. Gone to a mall?

I can say I have been to two malls in the last 6 months. Temple Mall for the movie theater and Round Rock outlet..COACH!

033. Eaten a box of Oreos?

In its entirety buy myself, NO! With my husband on the couch watching movies in a two day span..maybeeee?

034. Eaten sushi?

Mouth is officially watering! anyone want to bring me a Tokyo roll?!

035. Been on stage?

Yes a few times! not a major stage or anything. I’ve spoke at my home church a few times and I was in a pagent when I was five.

036. Been dumped?

Can honestly say no to this one! I have had one official boyfriend, one official fiance and one very official husband!

037. Gone skinny dipping?

Yes….beginning to rethink my statement of complete honesty.

038. Stolen Anything?

Have you seen my salt and pepper collection?…Still rethinking my honesty statement lol

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Have you ever…

039. Laughed for no reason?

I use laughter to get out of tense situations…I find myself in a lot of tense situations…yes…

040. Been caught doing something you weren’t supposed to do?

Yes, in second grade I got caught by my teacher, who is like a part of my family to this day, locking all the stalls in the girls bathroom from the inside out. You can shake your head right now..I know I am.

041. Been in love?

Every day for the last four years!


042. Fired a gun?

Yes, yes I have!


043. Been drunk?

So I’ve been told

044. Been called a Tease?

funny, ham, turkey, sweet, loud but no tease!

045. Been beaten up?

Can’t say that I have

046. Shoplifted?

I vaguely remember taking a package of gum from the old grocery store in Rockville next to jacks and jacks. But that could have been a dream.

What was the last….

047. Furry thing you touched?

It’s a toss up between Rowdy and Mosby my cats, and the bag of apples that had put their green furry coat to stay warm in the fridge.Yuck.

048. Thing you’ve said?

Get off me. I was talking to the cats 😉

049. Song you’ve listened to?

The Boxer: Simon and Garfunkel ❤

050. (Who was the last) person you’ve spoken to on the phone?

My brother!

051. Movie you watched?

Matthew and I just went and saw Here Comes The Boom with Kevin James today!

052. Thing you were doing before this?

Trying to sleep, didn’t work!

053. Time you cried?

This evening! I miss my mommy!

054. Song you’ve sang?

The Boxer: Paul Simon!

055. Time you looked at the clock?

Now..very clever survey..very clever

056. Food and drink you’ve had?

Matthew and I snuck two bottles of pop and 4 boxes of candy into the movie theater! Only cost 5.00 🙂

057. Flavor of gum you’ve chewed?

Spearmint but it tasted like feet..

058. Shoes you’ve worn?

my black work shoes with the buckle on it that rattles like elf shoes when I walk

059. Store you’ve been in?

Dollar General purchasing my movie prohibited items at a discounted rate 🙂


060. Planet?

Yeah, I’m not going to get real philosophical on this answer. Earth. Duh.

061. Age you’ve been so far?

24! I’m like a fine wine..I get better with age! 🙂

062. Season?

Depends what state I’m living in..really missing beautiful fall in Indiana right now!

063. Number?

5..don’t know why. I Always pick 5

064. TV show?

It is a toss up between Roseanne and Scrubs. I have seen every episode like 10 times

065. Flower?

Any flower my husband gives 🙂


066. How much cash do you have on you?


067. What’s a word that rhymes with ‘door’?


068. What T-Shirt are you wearing?

The Beatles Live at Shea Stadiium

069. What brand of shoes are you wearing?

Not wearing any shoes

070. What did your last text message say?

both of my phones are in another room, I’m lazy, but I’m pretty sure it was from Liz lemon saying that i should be watching my movie.

071. What were you doing at midnight last night?

Watching M*A*S*H with my husband

072. What’s your current desktop picture?

A collage of Matthews and I’s engagement pictures.

073. What’s a word that you say a lot?


074. If you were a crayon, what color would you be?

What kind of question is this? I’m not a crayon..lol…white lol

075. How is the weather right now?

um, its 4:41 am..its quiet and hot outside

076. What is the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

body type

077. Are you too shy to ask someone out?

Yes, it took me three weeks of jedi mind tricks to get Matthew to ask me out..it worked btw 🙂

078. Can you do a headstand (not using a wall)?


079. Who would you like to see right now?

My mommmmmmyyyyyyyyy

080. How many pillows do you sleep with?

Three until Matthew goes to work, then its 5..7 if you include two cats that think they are flurry pillows.

081. Would you go on a date with someone on MySpace?

Nope, I don’t think my husband would appreciate that very much.

082. How do you want to die?


083. What do you want to be when you grow up?

Stable 🙂

084. What country would you most like to visit?


085. How many CDs do you own?

6762 songs, 17.3 Days, 35.6 gb worth

086. How many things, in your past, do you regret?

Too many, biggest would be waiting till jr-high to take school seriously…would have made things a lot easier, and not being such a brat as a child.

087. Do you think you are attractive?

On a day to day basis, no mam, but I can be spiffy from time to time.


088. Do you believe in yourself?

Takes a bit to get my mind to get in line, but I believe I can do anything if I realllly want it.

089. Do you want to get married?

I’ve toyed around with the idea.


The Courting Rituals of Man and Cable Company


The time had finally come! Matthew and I have been in Texas for over 6 months, and while in my last post I spoke of the amzingness that is Telemundo, who are we kidding, we miss our regularly scheduled programming….in English. As we began the selection process, I could not help but think that picking a TV internet provider is like watching a late night dating show. Just like deciding whether or not a guy gets a first date, a lot of thought goes into the customers decision into picking a proper cable company. Many suitors come a calling, they fill your mail box with love letters (junk mail) and call and ask if we are ‘satisfied’ with our current provider.

"Shhh! Be quiet, and Look closely as we observe the customer and the cable company in their natural habitat during their ever awkward courting rituals."

Jimmy Fallon, how i love thee!

And like a bad dating experience, I’ve been burned before, so it took a lot for me to decide to call up cable companies again. A quick recap of our previous dating history; Time Warner and I were in an on and off again relationship for 3 years during college. It was good,real good.  When I moved after every school year, they followed me, I rarely had to have anything replaced and they provided to me all the services i needed for a minimal price. What more could I ask for? Then I got married and moved away to the country and we parted ways. And while we were not gone very long before we came back, the damage was done.I thought we could pick up where we left off, I had not changed any, and I had hoped the same for Time Warner. Boy was I wrong. We ordered our service, and after a few months, TW started acting up. The TV would go in and out, the DVR wouldn’t record, the internet was slow and unforgiving. They were no longer in this relationship 100%. We began to call in and try to get some answers and solutions to no avail. All we got were excuses. In the end we ended up canceling and some harsh words were said even went through a public break up on facebook (basically i wrote like 4 long comments on their facebook page, got like 50 likes from people all over the country). We told ourselves that we would never go back, we had grown apart, and they could no longer provide what we needed. "its not you, its me!"

photoCut to now, its been almost 8 months, (we canceled Time Warner almost 2 months before we left Indiana). Friends have asked, how have you managed to go with out TV. Here is the answer, besides Telemundo, which you all know I’m so fond of, we watched a fair share of DVD’s we both have been collecting since HS.   We have, in the last 6 months, watched EVERY episode of the following series..Mad Men, Scrubs, Roseanne, Seinfeld, Sex and the City and are working on M*A*S*H and Home Improvement. And while content, we needed something more to sustain us.

We wanted to take our time with this next decision, not jump into anything, weigh our options and find the right company that would complete our family. Come to find out, living in an apartment complex with a "no dish" rule pretty much makes your decision for you. So we made the awkward call that nobody likes to make.

"Hey, um, remember us..well, I know we said some harsh things to you back in Indiana, but you see, we miss you, and well, we would really like you to come back and be apart of our family. A fresh start you know, put the past behind us and start over. We really had something good back then, and I just know we can be great again..what do you say will you come back?"

Needless to say they came back to us, in fact they created an appointment for us the NEXT day to make sure we apart no longer (they missed us as well). Its been almost 2 full days since TW has been back in our life, and we are awe struck and are loosing brain cells by the minute. Its like we’ve been on a deserted island for a year eating nothing but sand and spiders and now we’ve been rescued and dropped off at Golden Corral for a free for all. We usually watched dramas like Grey’s Anatomy, Ken Burns documentaries or family sitcoms that attempt to instill some type of values..nope not this week. Its been nothing but Storage wars (the Texas version takes place in our back yard!) Teen mom marathons, Toddlers and Tiaras and Top Gear! We also found some new shows that push the boundaries of "how in the world." Words cannot describe mine and my husbands face when we stumbled across such television genius that is "Here comes honey boo boo child"

Watch now, thank me later!

And Duck Dynasty. Both shows bring pride to the southern states. (Sorry Pocahontas Arkansas residents, you will get your turn soon ;)) If you have not seen these shows, or just need to feel better about yourself, I suggest you take some time out of your day pull up your on Demand menu and sit back and relax.

When all is said and done, In the end, just like the night after a bad date, I’m still sitting on the couch in my pajamas with a pint of Ben and Jerry’s, a square of cookie dough, watching reruns of pawn stars and toddlers in tiaras, and we couldn’t be happier!

When in Texas, Do as the Texans…

You had to know that with a blog tagline of “A Hoosier at heart, living in the heart of Texas” there had to be at least one post (or many) about the statistical and social differences between the great state of Texas and the Great(er) state of Indiana.

First some fun facts about the state that I now call home.

* The state of Texas ranks 2nd in terms of population of all United States. (no, the first ranked is not Indiana 😉 )

* Texas offers its residents almost all major climate and terrain types. You have the hill country (that’s where i live) prairie, woods and the coast (where i want to live!) 

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* Three of the United States top 10 largest cities reside in Texas alone. Houston is the 4th, San Antonio is the 7th and Dallas is the 9th.

*Texas is a major sports competitor. NBA: San Antonio Spurs, Dallas Mavericks and the Houston Rockets. NFL: Houston Texans and Dallas Cowboys and MLB: Houston Astros and the Texas Rangers. And we thought it was hard with homes divided in Indiana, IU or PU, Cubs Vs. White Sox (since my family is predominately from Chicago). Families in this state can be split 7 different ways, makes for tense holiday dinners.


Now some funny facts/realizations about the state that I now call home.

*I’ve been here almost 6 months and no one will tell me who shot J.R.


*Contrary to popular belief, not all my exes live in Texas. (For the record I do not possess any exes, but if i did, they would probably be Hoosiers..just sayin’)


*Texans, do, in fact like to grill out using propane and propane accessories, ( I bet you just said that using hank hills voice)


*I often stop when I am walking somewhere and sharply turn to look behind myself. Not ONCE have I found Walker Texas Ranger. “When you’re in Texas look behind you, ’cause that’s where the rangers are going to be”


*If you are traveling one of the many Texas roads and you come across road signs that say FM 985, that does not mean turn to the radio station FM 98.5 for up to date traffic and weather reports..it is literally the name of the road and stands for Farm to Market road. Also, while we are on the subject of Texas roads, the speed limit is definitely a topic to bring up. In Indiana, 55 is the norm, 65-70 if your on the interstate. Here, on the back roads me and my 2010 Chevy cobalt can cruise at a comfortable 75 mph, on some toll rolls reaching from Austin (state capital) and San Antonio (THE ALAMO!) you can go as fast as 85 mph! I know the story goes that everything is bigger in Texas, but I had no idea! Thank goodness Texas does not require new residents to retake the drivers test..epic fail. 


*I’ve not yet played a hand of Texas hold em’ …and due to my sub par bluffing skills, probably never will.


*If one more person looks at me weird or corrects me because I say “I would like a large pop” and not a coke or soda, I may scream and throw said Pop at you. Apparently the word pop here is foreign and considered “Yankee talk” image*Everyone claims that they have the BEST BBQ,  so much so that one popular chain has decided to tell all of Texas they have the “worst bar-b-q in Texas”. I know I’m committing a major Texas sin in saying I’m not one who enjoys Bar-B-Q, but if i had to pick, I like Rudys the most!

*The state of Texas requires that you have two Licenses plates on each car. This for one means its more expensive ad no more cleverly airbrushed front license plate for this lady and her collectors 2010 Chevy cobalt bahaha. Its business in the front and business in the back in Texas.


*Ever need a way out of a tense conversation? bring up up the intense heat or football, one of those are surely able to stir up stronger emotions than any bad news i could give a person, "oh your mad that i accidentally stepped on your foot in line at Wal-Mart..I’m mad that the weatherman predicted last week it was only going to be 103 and it is totally almost 110" You are right they did say there was supposed to be a cold front this week, I hope it cools down in time for the cowboys game next week" Problem and argument solved.


*Store chains are different. Back home we have Kroger’s, here we have H-E-B. Back home we have Burger King and Hardees’s here in Texas we have WHATABURGER. Not a big difference in these establishments except that both HEB and Whataburger are far more fun to say, espically if you say it as if your singing a sweet love song.
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*Texas is kind of in love with themselves. I was instructed on my arrival to this great state on what to say when people asked me where I’m from (apparently it is painstakingly obvious that i am not from the south). I am supposed to say that while I’m not originally from Texas, i got here as soon as i could. I guess I can see why the residents of this state are so proud/in love with the 28th state.IMG_0731 How could you not with such a rich history that is filled with wars and battles that ultimately freed this land. After saying that statement i must warn you, While my US history class in good old Indiana did cover "Remember the Alamo" I either forgot, or was absent that day, because I’m not entirely sure what they were fighting about, who they were fighting against..I’m not so sure we won..so It is at this time I shall direct you to the Wikipedia link that will describe the events of the Alamo to you more accurately than this Hoosiers description. Back to the point at hand that Texans are in love with Texas. After embarking on the 16 hour car ride we cross several states. Indiana, Ill. Missouri, Tennessee, Arkansas and finally Texas. With each state our car passes through the first thing i notice is that the closer we get the more fancy the road signs and overpasses become. Indiana through MO its just your basic green sign with city and rest stop information..AK and TX have their state symbol and silhouette plaster on EVERYTHING.

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*Your average small to medium size business are also very proud of their state. In Indiana a carpenter would shop at Bobs bathroom & kitchen tile Inc. In Texas a carpenter would shop at Big Bobs Bathroom & kitchen Tile and B-B-Q of Central Texas Lone Star State inc. If the words Texas or b-b-q do not appear in the title of the company, you better bet that the state of Texas or the lone stare emblem is on the store sign, it is as second nature as a period or exclamation point.


*High School Football is just as big loud and broadcasted as much as the cowboys. The town we live in now is pretty moderate, Temple Texas, if you are from Indiana we are just a touch bigger than Lafayette. With that said every single high-school in this city and neighboring cities have a football stadium that can seat more people than the stadium that the Sycamores play at in Terre Haute. And from what i have seen so far..every seat is FULL. Weekly magazines are published marking the progress results and overall news of HIGH school football teams. And these kids start training at like the age of 6 to be rough and tough tacklers, sackers and touch downers. Those that are not chosen to lead the life of football excellence lead the way in tailgating greatness, because lets face it, whenever there is a good game there are 30-40 Texas Edition trucks lined up with beer and brawts and BBQ ready to celebrate.



*Telemundo! Matt and I have yet to make that call and order Time Warner cable yet. But don’t you shed a prime time tear for me, our antenna provides more than enough entertainment than we know what to do with. In Indiana we had WTHI, WTWO, WFXW and if you were lucky to get the Indy channels WRTV and WTHR. I’m not one to brag, but here in Texas we have ABC and Fox in English AND we have ABC and Fox and Telemundo and weather in Spanish. Actually if we were keeping score between major networks, weather channels and public access channels in English and Major networks, weather channels and public access channels in Spanish, we have more Spanish channels than English. At first it was frustrating, then it was tolerable, now its just entertaining. Nothing like coming home from a hard day of work and flipping on the tube and watching the 1st transformer or Disney Pixar’s UP completely dubbed (poorly i might add) in Spanish. Or cleaning the house on your day off while watching your favorite soap opera drama unfold on "Tierra De Passiones" (land of passions).


*Bugs, birds, and reptiles. If you follow this blog (surely someone does) that means you more than likely are here because of my Face book, and if you Face book stalk me as well you have in no doubt seen my love hate relationship with lizards, newts salamanders whatever they are. Back home all i had to do was make sure there were no slugs on the sidewalk, here as soon as the sun sets its an amphibious free for all. They are EVERYWHERE and clearly have no respect for the human animal/reptile code. You know that unspoken rule that that clearly states that if a human is coming towards you (the bird, squirrel, lizard, you turn the other way. Nope, not these guys, they are world champions when it comes to playing chicken and I’m fairly certain that my front door is where they practice their duals..I’ve not won a single round to date.


Closing Arguments

Do I miss Indiana? Yes, how could you not. Beautiful fall scenery, covered bridges, Indianapolis Colts, Indy car and a fair shot at having all 4 seasons not just 2. The majority of my family and friends are there and lots of memories.  Do I like where I am living now? Definitely! You cant argue with a state that boasts an average winter heat of about 55 Degrees (I just hated forcing my husband to scrape the ice off my car every morning for three months in Indiana, it wasn’t fair to him or my car 😉 ) and offers you an ocean within a three hour drive. I have my pick of 7 major league sports teams to bandwagon follow. "The cowboys are the best team ever! Oh the Texans are in the Superbowl you say…OMG I LOVE THE TEXANS" I’ve got a better chance of "my" team winning! In the end when all is said and done and all jokes aside, there is something definitely validating about a young married couple moving far away from the traditional safety net, and actually surviving! 

A Night At The Movies

Movies, we’ve been investing our time money and energy in to motion pictures forever. There is just something about checking out from reality, and for 13.00 a person, one can sit in a dark, cold theater for two hours, and have their world be transformed. You can be a drunk pirate on the high seas, a socially confused wizard off to a new school or a vampire looking for love in all the wrong places to (ugh). On a recent trip to the theater with my husband, I began to analyze my movie rituals that I have perfected over the last 24 years as we sat waiting for the previews to begin.

20121001-033532.jpg1. Movie theaters have perfected the art of sensory manipulation. Everything I go to the theater I tell myself “I’m gonna be strong today” no popcorn, your on a diet, it’s expensive, you never finish it and more ends up in the floor, down your shirt, than does in your mouth. Don’t fool yourself with they “oh Ill save it and take it home and eat it” lie. This best of intentions idea becomes a sad realization when you realize that a 15 dollar bucket of popcorn at home (withought Dolby digital sound) tastes like 5.00 card board and failure. (Must admit, works great for Christmas garland). Never the less, regardless of the pep talks I give myself, this is a lost battle before I walk in the door. Between the intoxicating smell of butter and salt, and the overwhelmingly convincing dancing popcorn man that screams “you need me” playing on every screen, I almost always give in. And while the gratification only lasts as long as the previews one feeling remains the same… when I’m in a theater and I have that big bucket of popcorn..I pretend my hand is the claw from toy story ..with every handful I hear the aliens in my head say “look, the clawwwwwwww”


2.I like to get to the theater early..seat selection is crucial. I like to sit in the first row..not down front first row but first row where it Inclines in front of the bars..I like to be able to recline my seat back and put my feet up on the bars without disrupting someone else’s movie experience. But please be warned, there are No guarantees on this rule. if my seat is not available..I shall remind you that its a jungle out there, and it is every man for himself..cause this girl cant sit still, and my feet have to roam..at least I get a pedicure at least once a month 🙂

3. If I miss as much as one movie trailer my whole movie experience is ruined..I might as well zone out from the beginning. I wouldn’t exactly say I go to the movies just to watch the trailers, but I like the comfort of knowing if my actual movie sucked..there is something “better” being released in summer of 2013 to take my mind off the 13.00 dollars i just wasted on whatever twilight movie my friends have talked me into.


4. Just cried a little bit when I saw the trailer for twilight finale..it is going to be epic…..and by epic i mean thank goodness i do not have to hear about this movie anymore..the end is nigh..prepare yourselves.


5. I hate it when people behind me put their feet up on my chair..don’t they know how rude that is! 🙂 (insert irony here)


6. Sometimes I wish my movie going experience would be more like English lit was in college. So what, the movies over, what’s ur rush to escape? Lets talk this out, who can name the protagonist, antagonist? What was the struggle, the climax, the resolution? What are some major themes you recognized? What was the writer “feeling” when he wrote this? Lets all have 10 points written and posted on blackboard by midnight mmmkay!


7. My life would be so much easier if they would post in the bottom right corner of the screen, the actors real name and any notable roles they may have played in the past. If the girl who played cashier #3 in The avengers movie was in an ad for Burger King in 1987 I want to know it without having to whip out my bright cell phone in the middle of a dark theater and “imdb’ing” it. (Don’t judge me, that’s totally a word, look here) Same thing goes for the music..who has time to watch the end credits, to figure this valuable information out, especially if we’re deep into our themes and messages discussion.. just saying.


8. Movie theaters are freezing! 2 tickets 1 large popcorn and 1 large drink is 30 dollars..either throw in a snuggie or make it easier to cuddle and maybe people wouldn’t be so “warm” about the prices.


How not to be a cat lady; Advice from a self-proclaimed cat lady

Have you ever been wrongly accused of being a cat lady? Have you ever wondered how you can effectively share the love of your cats with others without fitting in to the harsh social terms associated with the awesomeness that is keeper of the cats?
Have no fear, Jennifer, the self-proclaimed cat lady is here with a few pieces of advice to keep you out of the cat lady grey area and into feline friendly zone!

Urban dictionary and wikipedia label a stereotypical cat lady, or cat woman, as a single woman (romantically challenged) who dotes upon her cat or cats.The term is usually considered pejorative,though it is sometimes embraced. In the words Michelle Tanner from full house, “How Rude”

Cat Call!
How do you refer to your cat in public, does it differ from when your at home, behind closed doors? Are you and your cat strictly on a first name bases..fluffy,muffy, puffy or fred? Or are they a different combination of sweetie, baby or my personal favorite bitty baby? When they meow back are you quite certain they are calling you mommy and daddy?

Pretty Kitty Profile

You are more than likely mistaken for a cat lady if you have multiple photo albums containing picture after picture of your precious babies. As a cat owner cautious of your Cat reputation, your probably asking how much is too much? And trust me, we’ve all been there. Do i post the pictures of the halloween costumes, or their birthday party pictures, first prom, first date..how about both? After hours of looking at proofs, consulting ivy league mathematical scholars, I have devised the perfect equation that will let you fill those Facebook and Instagram albums with out overdoing it and alienating family friends and coworkers.


The cat to human picture ration must be less than or equal to the that of the years of the combined ages (cat years of course) of all cats living under one roof (stuffed/taxidermy cats exempt and need not apply) plus the combined owners ages – 25 then divided by average number of misplaced hairballs in a week. Please use the FOIL method to solve for X, feel free to round up if it makes you feel better. For example our household equation is as follows 14+50-25/6=6.5. So this house hold of two cats can have an average of 7 pretty kitty pictures a week!

You’ve Got Mail!


How do your pets choose to communicate to the outside world? Do they send post cards that they have hand picked out and signed? Christmas cards? Do they send texts? or as we continue forth in our social networking world, do they Facebook family friends and other cats? And while we are on the subject of Facebook pages and cats, when you go to upload your allotted mathematical ratio of cat pictures a week, does the automated tagging robot mistake your cats face as your own?

…:Some housekeeping bullet points:….
Do your cats have more holiday themed outfits to break out at parties than you do?

Are you often temped to interrupt co-workers chatting at the water cooler about their “childs” first steps, first day of school, prom or wedding with how your cat made them most adorable face right before it slept for 8 hours straight?


Have you ever tried to walk your cat?


Do you spend most of your time texting people pictures of your cats and or is your goal to find the last emoticon ap that features cats?!


Are you spending so much time taking care of your cats and making sure they are clean that they have to keep you clean?


Do you write a blog post tying to warn people of the dangers of appearing to be a cat lady,but in reality just wanted a new medium to showcase the fury ones in your life?! 😉


No thank you, I’m just looking!


Why i dislike shopping in a place in which the people working there are paid mostly on commission ( and yes i realize the irony in the fact that this is currently how i make a living) Whether it is clothes (though I rarely shop in clothing stores that work on commission and prolly for this reason) jewelry stores, and electronics, my most common experience. I had no particular item in mind when I entered best buy, just wanted to peruse the DVDs, check out the cleareance electronics and just to genuinely enjoy my day off. I walk in the doors and round one begins, The first employee in encounter litteraly follows me all the way to the dvd section of the store asking me if i was in here for anything particular, what was on sale and that if i needed anything to come and ask. I believe my first answer of, “no, im just looking around, killing time, here for nothing in particular” should have covered all my bases, but nope..the quesions ensued until i managed to loose them in Spanish television series and the best of TELEMUNDO! Finally some peace to peruse..i could sift through the titles, see whats out there..maybe read the backs of the covers! Freedom! I was feeling good aboout this now, i was displaying all the proper signs, no eye contact, telephone in my hand ready to take a fake phone call at a moments notice, not looking too hard for any particular product, and looking like i possessed little to no money! All the key factors in appearing invisible while shopping.

After finding pochohantas and the original parent trap on DVD, I moved on to concur another section. Ipads and ipad accessories. A deeper level in which the more employees are stragecally layed out like a pinball game, if i bounce off of a wall and avoid on, there is one waiting in the wings, ready to light up. I rounded the corner, and much to my suprise..there they were, all standing in a circle dissing the iphone 5 and generally ignoring not only me, but everyone in their section. For a moment all i could think was, if this was me and my co-workers, we would all be getting an email or an evil eye from our manager. Ironic Statement number 2: I can totally see why and completely agree with the managerial evil eye! To someone who was generally there to purchase something and wanted expert advice, the group of employees were putting off stronger “Leave me alone signals” than I was. For a brief moment I thought of asking some random question, or giving them false hope in an ipad sale even though i already have 2 ipads and have no intention of buying anymore, but quickly realized that my whole mission would be a wash and I am not strong enough to say no.

Here i was, now rounding out the back of the store and there it was..i could see it! the doors! two more sections to sift through, and since I didnt really look like i was in the market for a washer dryer combo, I was really almost to the finish line. Cd racks and check out is what stood between me and a seemingly uniterupted shopping experience. I was so excited i was practically giddy, made me want to buy something just to commemorate such an event! (maybe that was todays strategy in the back-room..”leave them alone..maybe they will buy more) I looked through the concert cd’s and DVD’s as i am trying to get matthew prepaired for my Sir Paul McCartney in 60 days, found what i was looking for and entered the check out line.

I cant believe it, there was no wait! I felt like this was a dream! I found myself particularly chatty with the cashier; Rookie mistake! she mistook my over eager conversation as an easy sale! There I was, 5 feet from the finish line and I found myself bombarded with questions that I didn’t want to answer..no I don’t have a best buy credit card, no i don’t want to sign up for one, no I don’t have a rewards card, no i don’t want to sign up for one, no i don’t have an email address i would like to give you for information on sales and coupons, and yes, i will give you my number for system purpose, 867-5309. Better luck next time I guess!

How not to bake a cake..iphone style!

Inspired by the impending launch of the iphone 5, i thought it would be cute to bake an iphone themed cake to bring to work to share with my coworkers. How hard could it be i figured..a cake pan is already the general shape of the iphone, slap some white icing on the side, black icing in the middle for the screen, draw out some icons for the middle and call it a day, presto..a cake sure to please all.

20120913-213602.jpg these are the ingredients and tools needed to make such a cake!

Step one..mix and bake cake..previosly beileved to be the easiest part of the process i was about to endure was quickly ended when i read the back of the box..i did a quick check while at the store to make sure i was leaving with ALL the ingredients..meggs, oill water..check check check.. but while in the comfort of my own home, my first challenge reared its head..1/4 cup of oil..1 1/2 of water and three egg whites (a total of six since i was making two boxes) ..excuse me..egg whites only..you can separate them? do they know this? I had in my possession 7 eggs all of which ready to give their lives for my iphone cake..room for error and practice..1 egg. I called both my mom and mother in law, both great bakers, in hopes of some advice on how to divorce the egg yolks from their whites. After positive reinforcement…I set out to get my bake on….

….and failed miserably….


Whats the worst thing that could happen if i let 1 or 6 egg yolks in to my batter…oh it could make my “white” cake yellow you say..hmm..well maybe apple will release an off white/yellow iphone..time to move on!

The mixing of the batter is quite possibly the best part of cake baking..look out Betty Crocker..Jennifer Shidler is in the house and shes got this white iphone cake under control!


20120913-220833.jpg i dont care what they say on the back of the box..”dont eat raw batter…yada yada yada salmonella” I’ve been scraping the sides of mixing bowls and rubber spatulas since i was 5, and besides the small fact that i cannot separate the egg yolk from its whites..i like to think i turned out just fine!

Preheat the oven to 350 and then bake for 45 minutes! half way their ladies and gentleman..no fire alarms..nothing has been dropped lost or spilled and dishes are surprisingly washed right after their use! Anticipating that i would focusing all my energy on this cake I strategically bought a rotesiery chicken from walmart..

Little did i know that i could have hatched, raised, harvested, plucked and cooked the chicken a lot easier and just bought and cake…but oh well, thats a lesson learned for next time.

As the caked baked in the oven for 45 minutes..(for once i actually remembered to set a timer) my motivation for this cake dwindled..not helped by the fact that i received my pre sale ticket code for my paul McCartney tickets..next thing i know its 10 pm..my white cake is as cool as a cucumber siting on them table..weapons of icing destruction un-used, un-opened and screaming to “create” and me sitting on the couch researching downtown Houston hotels and parking options for my concert all while simultaneously monitoring the “likes” streaming in from my facebook page from people who are (if not already) tired of hearing me talk about my sir Pauls arival to the lone star state. I began to feel guilty as the cake sat their..another unfinished product, a quality of which im famous for..I decided to trudge on even if i did have to be at work at 8 am..let the icing begin..

20120913-223614.jpg as i planned out my icons i realized my battle wasnt even half way done..i only had one tool to help me ice..and needed about 15 different colors ..yep definitely didnt think this through..after each color i had to rinse the icing out of the tube and then mix up a bown of other colors..i hate dishes and this project screamed 3 loads for the dishwasher..9 icons in and the cake began to look less and less like an iphone and more and more like a big mistake..

yep folks..this is my cake…a product of love, stress and little to no knowledge of baking. Needless to say this never made it to work..i and those most honest around me..have decided that i should instead stick to selling the phone as opposed to trying to recreate it in more artistic forms..agreed..

Lessons I learned from this whole experience

1. there is nothing wrong with trying something new..and failing..
2. i need to invent a tool that divorces the yolk from the white
3. My husband just informed me, internet confirmed that the aforementioned tool does exist, and is now on my Christmas list.
4. that icing color stains carpet..who would have known..
5. From now on..ill shall employ/seek them help of others for all my baking needs!