How Not To Cook A Turkey Dinner

  About That Evening Post Turkey Found Abused & Tortured Temple, Texas–A one year old turkey found dead and burned after what officals are calling an ‘apparent temperature overdose’. “The scene was gruesome, and showed obvious signs of pre-meditation” said Rowdy Hen, Senior detective Temple Police. “The kitchen looked like a bomb went off, andContinue reading “How Not To Cook A Turkey Dinner”

So Your Cooking Your First Christmas Dinner. Part 1.

;Twas the day of good christmas and all through the house, the food was casually burning, not a piece good enough, even for a mouse. The fire extinguisher was hung by the oven with care, in hopes the fire department would not have to ;soon be there….Ok ok, our family christmas dinner may not haveContinue reading “So Your Cooking Your First Christmas Dinner. Part 1.”